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Showing posts with label AUSTRALIA CRICKET. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AUSTRALIA CRICKET. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

Miss ipl bollywood babes!

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Who will be Miss Bollywood IPL or Miss IPL!

IPL2 cricket live has been famous for its glamour and less for cricket.This time they have come up with Miss IPL2 girls or Miss ipl bollywood.Out of 48 contestants selected from 48 finalists only few will will get a R50000 cheque and offer for a bollywood film.They select a babe from each match sitting in the stadium or camera scanning technique and promise to launch their career in Bollywood.Its all hogwash it seems.these pretty women will ultimately become Mistresses of batlivala or mumbaiwala and others hanging around with their bats in their hands.The thurky bastards will exploit these young ladies,no end.I guess the girls know this too but they are so much bowled over with IPL-2 glamour that they are ready to be humped by all and sundry.Anyway and either way they will land up with pots of money in their pocket minus viginity.Who cares for virginity now days anyway?
I guess the commentrywallas are waiting with their jaw dropped to get any part of it.Phoren wallas too are ready to make a kill but beware Shane warne will run away with all this booty,sorry beauties.Batliwalla must have promised the Bevdaas part of this kill if they reach the finals.KKK are too upset to go for any of these babes this season for SRK must be dancing in extra weddings to make up for lost revenues.They have selected the babes as per the week.Batliwalla it seems will choose some for his calendar 2009 and rest for philander.
However I need your contribution from the numbered babes in the first 2 weeks kindly point out your choice in the polling area given on the right side panel.If your choice comes in first five babes you will be given a dinner date with your choice all payed up.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

SHANE WARNE'S CRICKET LOVES WOMEN!

CRICKET BLOG PRAISES SHANE WARNE'S WOMEN AND CRICKETShane Warne falls for TV presenter KELLY LANDRY or nude pin up girl with large breast called Bessie Bardot.?It surprises few people when newspapers talk about Shane Warne's new love interests. The latest in the long list seems to be Kelly Landry, a model and TV presenter.
KELLY LANDRY is a Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune blonde who is just too hot for her panties.We know Shane Warne loves those hot girls with an attitude!They met last year in Crown Casino in Melbourne and if rumour are to be believed than Shane has invited her to India during IPL season 2 to cheer for Jaipur Team which is led by Shane Warne himself.
Warne's love life has always been the much talked about subject and his infidelities also led to his divorce from his wife of ten years Simone. The couple's marriage broke after a string of sex scandals involving Warne.His escapades also saw him lose the vice-captaincy of the Australia cricket team in 2000 when a nurse accused him of making lewd phone calls. Three years later, a married stripper claimed she had an affair with him.In 2005, whilst the bowler was preparing for the Ashes series in England, another affair came to light and that finally broke his marriage. Then came the allegation that he had bombarded a young secretary with text messages. A young student then claimed the father of three had stripped naked in front of her and begged her for sex when they met at a London hotel prior to the Ashes. Just a year later, a tabloid published pictures of Warne in his underpants with two 25-year-old models and details of explicit text messages sent by the star.
Another rumour links the Jaipur team captain with huge boob girl BESSIE BARDOT.Well BESSIE BARDOT is an Australian businesswoman,an author,nude model,a television host and social butterfly.She is married to Geoff Barker with whom she started a modeling agency.She has appeared nude for playboy magazine.Usually she is busy doing the social scene in Sydney where she courts MEN OF POWER AND SUBSTANCE.
Bardot is also an award-winning, best-selling author of three books:
Casting Couch Confidential - an expose on the modelling industry
Bessie's Body Secrets - a guide to weight loss and well-being for women
Bessie's Guide For Girls Who Want More From Life
- offering advice for women in business
In 2007, she became the host of the Erotic Star burlesque talent show TV program, alongside her husband as a judge on the show.Big question however is about Shane Warne's interest.Is he going for Bardot or Kelly Landry.Imagine if during the IPL season in India,Ms Bardot becomes the cheerleader for the Jaipur Team and takes her clothes off,well Jaipur team will win hands down!!!