Ipl 2009 league of Indian politics

Ipl2 cricket is over in South Africa but another match has begun in India post election.When madam and her pet pm got majority and that also quite impressive ,needless to say that all mantri vantri stood in anticipation of the bone of cabinet position.Leading them were Aiyo from Tamil Nadu who wanted his son daughter,nephew etc on this posts in Delhi.Madam is playing a second innings in Indian power centre which is the result of her Sapputr’s election campaig throughout India.gone are gwala’s and boatman from Bihar.Even obese Eternal singh of Lambu Bhaiya fame is down and out with his Soft Yadav brothers.Bahenji from uttar Pradesh never knew what hit her and is busy in her other passion of jewellery acquisition.Had she included gwala and boatman from bihar things would have been much worse.The other Soft singh yadav from UP is prodding Eternal singh in his ribs saying all the time “hey I told u so!
Munnabhai with his recognised other half have made a beeline for Mumbai’s disco clubs where they belong.However its sad that red kishan amani has to see all this at his age.Had he resigned last time with dignity,the Indian people would have adored him more!Madam and her coterie have the last laugh.Sardarji is shining on all his glory with his blue turban intact.Its the result of his clean image and education.However! sardarji should start seeing everything from an Indian prism and leave madam alone to play with her grandchildren.

Shane Warne scandals and ipl2 stories.

Shane Warne cricket skills and Shane warne scandals involving the members of opposite sex have rocked tabloids since his cricket career began.Shane Warne cricket captain of Rajasthan Royals the premier ipl2 team, Preity Zinta the owner of Kings XI Punjab and captain Yuvraj Singh attend a school to launch the IPL 'HEAT' initiative at Alexander Sinton College, Athlone, on April 17, 2009 in Cape Town, South Africa.Shane Warne the ultimate ladies man has captured the imagination of women in UK,India and Australia as only Imran Khan the cricketer could have in his time.His photo shows him sitting with Preity zinta one of the bollywood sexy siren and owner of the cricket team Punjab XI.Shane warne was caught impressing Ms zinta during the IPL 'HEAT' initiative at Alexander Sinton College.Ms Zinta was caught sitting between Yuvraj Singh another Indian cricketer and an eligible bachelor.Ms Zinta has it seems gone singles category recently after a long courtship with Bombay dying heir Ness Wadia.Between Shane warne and Yuvraj singh who will court Ms Zinta is anybodies guess!All women are crazy about Shane warne.Fwe years back one of UK artist Fanny Rush painted Shane Warne.Shane warne hair have been praised along with his deep blue eyes by the artist.Although it is not know if it was a sexual fling and it is wrong to see it that way.The petite and attractive Ms Fanny Rush was indeed very attractive for any man.Shane warne videos on YouTube have been seen millions of time.Shane warne musical was a hit too.
NO PAPER does scandal like the British tabloid News of the World, which turned its blowtorch to Shane Warne few years back, publishing pictures of his "memorable innings" last week with two women in a London flat.The photo featured Shane warne in a kamasutra pose in London with two British babes.It seems the photo was taken with the help of a spy camera by a British tabloid.Using what appeared to be a hidden camera, and the two big-mouthed rompers, the paper ensured that what happened in the bedroom went far beyond it. Among the insights were Warne's Playboy underpants and the use of a "4ft inflatable googly".Cricket blogs have ravished the man like never before.
After splitting with his wife /partner Simone Callahan because of his sexual orgies with other women.Shane sent a text message to one romper, saying his sexual appetite had contributed to the split with his wife, Simone. "She said that I was killing her," he wrote. In another he said "I am like a dog on heat." For their parts, the rompers couldn't stop talking. One, Emma Kearney, said: "He made love the way I like a man to. He was a bit rough, he bit me a couple of times and was firm and manly."
But nowhere in the yarn did they say how much they were paid for the story.
Shane Warne has fuelled rumours that he's back with his ex-wife after reports emerged that the cricketer celebrated the New Year with Simone Callahan and three children at a holiday house.
The Courier Mail has learnt that Warne was spotted outside his former partner's holiday hideaway south of Melbourne only hours before his departure to fulfill commitments at the third cricket Test in Sydney.

Miss ipl bollywood babes!

Who will be Miss Bollywood IPL or Miss IPL!

IPL2 cricket live has been famous for its glamour and less for cricket.This time they have come up with Miss IPL2 girls or Miss ipl bollywood.Out of 48 contestants selected from 48 finalists only few will will get a R50000 cheque and offer for a bollywood film.They select a babe from each match sitting in the stadium or camera scanning technique and promise to launch their career in Bollywood.Its all hogwash it seems.these pretty women will ultimately become Mistresses of batlivala or mumbaiwala and others hanging around with their bats in their hands.The thurky bastards will exploit these young ladies,no end.I guess the girls know this too but they are so much bowled over with IPL-2 glamour that they are ready to be humped by all and sundry.Anyway and either way they will land up with pots of money in their pocket minus viginity.Who cares for virginity now days anyway?
I guess the commentrywallas are waiting with their jaw dropped to get any part of it.Phoren wallas too are ready to make a kill but beware Shane warne will run away with all this booty,sorry beauties.Batliwalla must have promised the Bevdaas part of this kill if they reach the finals.KKK are too upset to go for any of these babes this season for SRK must be dancing in extra weddings to make up for lost revenues.They have selected the babes as per the week.Batliwalla it seems will choose some for his calendar 2009 and rest for philander.
However I need your contribution from the numbered babes in the first 2 weeks kindly point out your choice in the polling area given on the right side panel.If your choice comes in first five babes you will be given a dinner date with your choice all payed up.

The mystic fake ipl blogger!

Ipl blog have always been frank and very candid about public opinion.Fake ipl blog is such a blog which has captured the imagination of the cricket fans in India.Ipl2 season has been very lack luster so far as the glamour quotient was missing due to absence of many Indian celebrities.IPL2 t20 matches are interesting but sure miss the nostalgia they would have had if held in India.
Cricket is worshiped in India and so are the players attached with it.Ipl fake player blog has brought that extra something to the ipl2 for which Lalit Modi should be grateful to the blog writer.everybody wants to know the inside happenings.Who is sleeping with whom and who is fighting with whom are matter of great concern and source of entertainment for cricket lovers in India.This mystic blog writer has exactly touched the nerve cord of the ipl viewers.Commentators including kk seems to have been bedding women from nightclubs as rumoured by fake ipl player blogger.Very interesting are the fake names given to the players.Peterson is named as peter ka beta and John Buchanan is rumoured to be Bookha naan.Here are some other names:
SRK- Vinnie dildo
Ravi shastri-kk(krishan kanhaiya)
Sandi baby-Mandira bedi
Baltliwala-vijay mallya
Bevdaas-team owned by Vijay Mallya(Bangalore team).
Lordie-Saurav ganguly
Big mac- Macculam? ?
Kevin Peterson-peter ka beta
Bubbli-Preity Zinta
Bubblies-Punjab team owned by Preity zinta
Little John-Ishant Sharma
Yuvraj Singh-Prince of patiala
Sreesanth-appam chutiya
Shane warne-Master of tweak
And many more-
(All these names have been taken from rumours from the blog fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com and we don’t take any responsibility for any authenticity of these rumours)
All said and done the writer is a brilliant orator and story teller.He is rumoured to be an insider of Kolkata KKK team who seems very pissed off by Srk and Boohka naan.Some readers are speculating that the writer might be Lordie who is venting his frustration or SRK who is interested in creating hype around his team so that more and more people watch the KKK team match and TRP increases many fold.However my personal opinion is that this writer has the storytelling abilities of Shobha De who is being helped by SRK himself though I can only speculate.One thing is sure that the blogger sure has done something to increase the popularity of ipl2.On the other hand Akash chopra is also rumoured as the mystry blog writer.Though I am not sure that he will do that.Saurav Ganguly can do it through someone but in his position ,he will ever take that risk.So may be its Shobha De and SRK combine.SRK knows that bu maligning himself noone will suspect him and he will achieve his goal.May be its the story for his next film!

Live ipl2 sutra.

Live ipl2 2009 is nothing but a carnival being held in Capetown south Africa this year.Controversies,sex,betting and fights will go along with bitching.IPL2 schedule provides what the serious cricket at the one day matches fail to provide.Ipl2 watch is almost month long scandals and bitching with a nice dose of exhilarating cricket game.I will go as far as to name it GRICKET as it contains glamour in no small proportions.
Recently a blog by an unknown blogger rumoured to be very close to the KKK or Kolkata knight riders team insider seems to be making the waves with his unhindered quotes and pseudonames like KK-Krishen Kanhaia which it seems refers to Indian commentator Ravi Shastri and whose libido seems to be much larger than the stadium.The others like Lordie or Lord almighty is rumoured to be Saurav ganguly who seems to be struggling with his pride and feeling humiliated by funny Vinnie Dildo(SRK) the owner of KKK.Vijay Mallya is being referecto us Batliwala because he is a beer producer and owns the Bangalore RC cricket team.
According to the blog Sandy babe is waiting to be bedded by KK or his fellow commentators.Alos the bubli-owner of Mohali eleven is being to cosy with Brett Lee.
Now how far these rumours are true is anybodies guess.However being out of India many hotshots associated with cricket world take advantage of the free sex in South Africa.Hope they don’t get AIDS.It all very well to bed a babe from the pubs and realise that you have forgotten the socks!My advise ,keep your socks!
IPL2 is in fact mating of cricket and glamour world.Shane Warne seems to be enjoying being single as he relaxes with couple of babes every time after a match.However during a match he gives his best and his leadership style is something to be inspired by!Are you listening KKK!
Big sister alias Shilpa Shetty is excited as for her this is the first time she owns something including warne!Bubbli alis Preity Zinta is enjoying her matches too but it seems Ness Wadia the co-owner of Mohali is missing from the action.Well bubbli enjoy yourself!Mr.Baltliwala was initially missing but might be joing the action soon.He will come with his battery of babes.The thurky established players are always hanging around pubs with their throbbing bats.It seems they will bang anything that moves.The only exception being the master blaster who is very serious about cricket and always very faith full to his hot and beautiful wife.No wonder he is the God of cricket world.

Glenn Mcgrath seduced by hot Neha Dhupia?

IPL or Indian premier league is being held in south Africa and Delhi daredevils are ready to kick some butts.Their captain Glenn Mcgrath is a seasoned and experienced former Australian cricketer.Recently it seems he wants to fill his life’s emptiness with warmth of Indian actress Neha Dhupia who is 10 years younger to him.Glenn seems to have hots for Neha and he had let it known publicily in an Indian newspaper.On the other hand Neha Dhupia is an adventures lady and is an Icon for Delhi daredevils.They might travel together to south Africa.
Glenn Donald McGrath (born 9 February 1970 in Dubbo, New South Wales), nicknamed "Pigeon". His T-Shirt in IPL had the name "Pidge", short form for his nickname "Pigeon".Glenn married Jane Louise Steele in 1999 after they met at a Hong Kong nightclub called Joe Bananas in 1995. They later had two children; Holly and James. In 1997, Jane found out she had breast cancer, as the years went by, Jane was also diagnosed with bone and brain cancer. In 2002, Jane and Glenn McGrath started a foundation called the McGrath Foundation, dedicated to women with breast cancer. In 2008, Jane died and Glenn has been grieving since, although, Glenn has continued the work of Jane in her memory and the McGrath Foundation still raises hope 'till this day.Jane was English and was English rose to Glenn Mcgrath.It is difficult to forget her but life must go on! He was signed by the Delhi DareDevils for the Indian Premier League for a sum of USD 350,000 (INR 1.4 crore) to play in Twenty Overs games.
Hot Neha Dhupia has not denied any such rumours of her and Glenn Mcgrath being involved in any love affair,but who cares even if they do for everyone has the right to be happy!Neha’s height compliments Glenn’s 6’2 frame and lets see if Delhi daredevils led by Glenn Mcgrath will win the IPL cricket series.

Live Cricket IPL-2 says goodbye to India.

IPL-2 cricket t-20 format is shifting to another country probably UK or South Africa it seems.Who is to be blamed?nobody!!As per the cricket blog the Indian central government took the right step in making it clear to IPL gang that they cannot provide security as it will clash with election time in India.Home ministry of India also cleared the air when it expressed its inability to provide security cover to the private cricket game which belong to rich and the famous.After all taxpayers money and security is meant for citizens of India and not for IPL money bags.However by taking IPL-2 to another country the IPL gang is sending a wrong message to the Indian government and the people.Its just like blackmailing the Indians.In my opinion if the IPL-2 goes out of India than its doomed and no amount of money or corporate power exerted by Mallyas or Ambanis is not going to revive it.The general Indian sentiment will be hurt and hardly any Indian will like to see these games in the future.India is the hub of cricket and is almost worshipped here in comparison to UK where it is considered a third class game which comes only after football and other games.Cricket blog has earlier written about it in previus post.
Lalit Modi and his gang have taken a hasty descision which can be costly.ICL will gain from this fallout.Another point which comes to our mind is if the white England have succeeded in arm twisting the game of cricket?Who is behind all this?Allen Stanford!!!
Horses go where the grass is green,patriotism be damned!On the other hand its good riddance as the giant security IPL-2 bill would most probably have been footed by Indian taxpayers and IPL gang would have laughed all the way to the bank!