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Ipl 2009 league of Indian politics

2009-05-27T06:14:00.000-07:00

Ipl2 cricket is over in South Africa but another match has begun in India post election.When madam and her pet pm got majority and that also quite impressive ,needless to say that all mantri vantri stood in anticipation of the bone of cabinet position.Leading them were Aiyo from Tamil Nadu who wanted his son daughter,nephew etc on this posts in Delhi.Madam is playing a second innings in Indian power centre which is the result of her Sapputr’s election campaig throughout India.gone are gwala’s and boatman from Bihar.Even obese Eternal singh of Lambu Bhaiya fame is down and out with his Soft Yadav brothers.Bahenji from uttar Pradesh never knew what hit her and is busy in her other passion of jewellery acquisition.Had she included gwala and boatman from bihar things would have been much worse.The other Soft singh yadav from UP is prodding Eternal singh in his ribs saying all the time “hey I told u so!
Munnabhai with his recognised other half have made a beeline for Mumbai’s disco clubs where they belong.However its sad that red kishan amani has to see all this at his age.Had he resigned last time with dignity,the Indian people would have adored him more!Madam and her coterie have the last laugh.Sardarji is shining on all his glory with his blue turban intact.Its the result of his clean image and education.However! sardarji should start seeing everything from an Indian prism and leave madam alone to play with her grandchildren.

Shane Warne scandals and ipl2 stories.

2009-05-14T00:12:00.000-07:00

Shane Warne cricket skills and Shane warne scandals involving the members of opposite sex have rocked tabloids since his cricket career began.Shane Warne cricket captain of Rajasthan Royals the premier ipl2 team, Preity Zinta the owner of Kings XI Punjab and captain Yuvraj Singh attend a school to launch the IPL 'HEAT' initiative at Alexander Sinton College, Athlone, on April 17, 2009 in Cape Town, South Africa.Shane Warne the ultimate ladies man has captured the imagination of women in UK,India and Australia as only Imran Khan the cricketer could have in his time.His photo shows him sitting with Preity zinta one of the bollywood sexy siren and owner of the cricket team Punjab XI.Shane warne was caught impressing Ms zinta during the IPL 'HEAT' initiative at Alexander Sinton College.Ms Zinta was caught sitting between Yuvraj Singh another Indian cricketer and an eligible bachelor.Ms Zinta has it seems gone singles category recently after a long courtship with Bombay dying heir Ness Wadia.Between Shane warne and Yuvraj singh who will court Ms Zinta is anybodies guess!All women are crazy about Shane warne.Fwe years back one of UK artist Fanny Rush painted Shane Warne.Shane warne hair have been praised along with his deep blue eyes by the artist.Although it is not know if it was a sexual fling and it is wrong to see it that way.The petite and attractive Ms Fanny Rush was indeed very attractive for any man.Shane warne videos on YouTube have been seen millions of time.Shane warne musical was a hit too.
NO PAPER does scandal like the British tabloid News of the World, which turned its blowtorch to Shane Warne few years back, publishing pictures of his "memorable innings" last week with two women in a London flat.The photo featured Shane warne in a kamasutra pose in London with two British babes.It seems the photo was taken with the help of a spy camera by a British tabloid.Using what appeared to be a hidden camera, and the two big-mouthed rompers, the paper ensured that what happened in the bedroom went far beyond it. Among the insights were Warne's Playboy underpants and the use of a "4ft inflatable googly".Cricket blogs have ravished the man like never before.
After splitting with his wife /partner Simone Callahan because of his sexual orgies with other women.Shane sent a text message to one romper, saying his sexual appetite had contributed to the split with his wife, Simone. "She said that I was killing her," he wrote. In another he said "I am like a dog on heat." For their parts, the rompers couldn't stop talking. One, Emma Kearney, said: "He made love the way I like a man to. He was a bit rough, he bit me a couple of times and was firm and manly."
But nowhere in the yarn did they say how much they were paid for the story.
Shane Warne has fuelled rumours that he's back with his ex-wife after reports emerged that the cricketer celebrated the New Year with Simone Callahan and three children at a holiday house.
The Courier Mail has learnt that Warne was spotted outside his former partner's holiday hideaway south of Melbourne only hours before his departure to fulfill commitments at the third cricket Test in Sydney.

Miss ipl bollywood babes!

2009-05-04T00:52:00.000-07:00

Who will be Miss Bollywood IPL or Miss IPL!

IPL2 cricket live has been famous for its glamour and less for cricket.This time they have come up with Miss IPL2 girls or Miss ipl bollywood.Out of 48 contestants selected from 48 finalists only few will will get a R50000 cheque and offer for a bollywood film.They select a babe from each match sitting in the stadium or camera scanning technique and promise to launch their career in Bollywood.Its all hogwash it seems.these pretty women will ultimately become Mistresses of batlivala or mumbaiwala and others hanging around with their bats in their hands.The thurky bastards will exploit these young ladies,no end.I guess the girls know this too but they are so much bowled over with IPL-2 glamour that they are ready to be humped by all and sundry.Anyway and either way they will land up with pots of money in their pocket minus viginity.Who cares for virginity now days anyway?
I guess the commentrywallas are waiting with their jaw dropped to get any part of it.Phoren wallas too are ready to make a kill but beware Shane warne will run away with all this booty,sorry beauties.Batliwalla must have promised the Bevdaas part of this kill if they reach the finals.KKK are too upset to go for any of these babes this season for SRK must be dancing in extra weddings to make up for lost revenues.They have selected the babes as per the week.Batliwalla it seems will choose some for his calendar 2009 and rest for philander.
However I need your contribution from the numbered babes in the first 2 weeks kindly point out your choice in the polling area given on the right side panel.If your choice comes in first five babes you will be given a dinner date with your choice all payed up.

The mystic fake ipl blogger!

2009-04-27T01:24:00.000-07:00

Ipl blog have always been frank and very candid about public opinion.Fake ipl blog is such a blog which has captured the imagination of the cricket fans in India.Ipl2 season has been very lack luster so far as the glamour quotient was missing due to absence of many Indian celebrities.IPL2 t20 matches are interesting but sure miss the nostalgia they would have had if held in India.
Cricket is worshiped in India and so are the players attached with it.Ipl fake player blog has brought that extra something to the ipl2 for which Lalit Modi should be grateful to the blog writer.everybody wants to know the inside happenings.Who is sleeping with whom and who is fighting with whom are matter of great concern and source of entertainment for cricket lovers in India.This mystic blog writer has exactly touched the nerve cord of the ipl viewers.Commentators including kk seems to have been bedding women from nightclubs as rumoured by fake ipl player blogger.Very interesting are the fake names given to the players.Peterson is named as peter ka beta and John Buchanan is rumoured to be Bookha naan.Here are some other names:
SRK- Vinnie dildo
Ravi shastri-kk(krishan kanhaiya)
Sandi baby-Mandira bedi
Baltliwala-vijay mallya
Bevdaas-team owned by Vijay Mallya(Bangalore team).
Lordie-Saurav ganguly
Big mac- Macculam? ?
Kevin Peterson-peter ka beta
Bubbli-Preity Zinta
Bubblies-Punjab team owned by Preity zinta
Little John-Ishant Sharma
Yuvraj Singh-Prince of patiala
Sreesanth-appam chutiya
Shane warne-Master of tweak
And many more-
(All these names have been taken from rumours from the blog fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com and we don’t take any responsibility for any authenticity of these rumours)
All said and done the writer is a brilliant orator and story teller.He is rumoured to be an insider of Kolkata KKK team who seems very pissed off by Srk and Boohka naan.Some readers are speculating that the writer might be Lordie who is venting his frustration or SRK who is interested in creating hype around his team so that more and more people watch the KKK team match and TRP increases many fold.However my personal opinion is that this writer has the storytelling abilities of Shobha De who is being helped by SRK himself though I can only speculate.One thing is sure that the blogger sure has done something to increase the popularity of ipl2.On the other hand Akash chopra is also rumoured as the mystry blog writer.Though I am not sure that he will do that.Saurav Ganguly can do it through someone but in his position ,he will ever take that risk.So may be its Shobha De and SRK combine.SRK knows that bu maligning himself noone will suspect him and he will achieve his goal.May be its the story for his next film!

Live ipl2 sutra.

2009-04-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

Live ipl2 2009 is nothing but a carnival being held in Capetown south Africa this year.Controversies,sex,betting and fights will go along with bitching.IPL2 schedule provides what the serious cricket at the one day matches fail to provide.Ipl2 watch is almost month long scandals and bitching with a nice dose of exhilarating cricket game.I will go as far as to name it GRICKET as it contains glamour in no small proportions.
Recently a blog by an unknown blogger rumoured to be very close to the KKK or Kolkata knight riders team insider seems to be making the waves with his unhindered quotes and pseudonames like KK-Krishen Kanhaia which it seems refers to Indian commentator Ravi Shastri and whose libido seems to be much larger than the stadium.The others like Lordie or Lord almighty is rumoured to be Saurav ganguly who seems to be struggling with his pride and feeling humiliated by funny Vinnie Dildo(SRK) the owner of KKK.Vijay Mallya is being referecto us Batliwala because he is a beer producer and owns the Bangalore RC cricket team.
According to the blog Sandy babe is waiting to be bedded by KK or his fellow commentators.Alos the bubli-owner of Mohali eleven is being to cosy with Brett Lee.
Now how far these rumours are true is anybodies guess.However being out of India many hotshots associated with cricket world take advantage of the free sex in South Africa.Hope they don’t get AIDS.It all very well to bed a babe from the pubs and realise that you have forgotten the socks!My advise ,keep your socks!
IPL2 is in fact mating of cricket and glamour world.Shane Warne seems to be enjoying being single as he relaxes with couple of babes every time after a match.However during a match he gives his best and his leadership style is something to be inspired by!Are you listening KKK!
Big sister alias Shilpa Shetty is excited as for her this is the first time she owns something including warne!Bubbli alis Preity Zinta is enjoying her matches too but it seems Ness Wadia the co-owner of Mohali is missing from the action.Well bubbli enjoy yourself!Mr.Baltliwala was initially missing but might be joing the action soon.He will come with his battery of babes.The thurky established players are always hanging around pubs with their throbbing bats.It seems they will bang anything that moves.The only exception being the master blaster who is very serious about cricket and always very faith full to his hot and beautiful wife.No wonder he is the God of cricket world.

Glenn Mcgrath seduced by hot Neha Dhupia?

2009-04-09T08:47:00.000-07:00

IPL or Indian premier league is being held in south Africa and Delhi daredevils are ready to kick some butts.Their captain Glenn Mcgrath is a seasoned and experienced former Australian cricketer.Recently it seems he wants to fill his life’s emptiness with warmth of Indian actress Neha Dhupia who is 10 years younger to him.Glenn seems to have hots for Neha and he had let it known publicily in an Indian newspaper.On the other hand Neha Dhupia is an adventures lady and is an Icon for Delhi daredevils.They might travel together to south Africa.
Glenn Donald McGrath (born 9 February 1970 in Dubbo, New South Wales), nicknamed "Pigeon". His T-Shirt in IPL had the name "Pidge", short form for his nickname "Pigeon".Glenn married Jane Louise Steele in 1999 after they met at a Hong Kong nightclub called Joe Bananas in 1995. They later had two children; Holly and James. In 1997, Jane found out she had breast cancer, as the years went by, Jane was also diagnosed with bone and brain cancer. In 2002, Jane and Glenn McGrath started a foundation called the McGrath Foundation, dedicated to women with breast cancer. In 2008, Jane died and Glenn has been grieving since, although, Glenn has continued the work of Jane in her memory and the McGrath Foundation still raises hope 'till this day.Jane was English and was English rose to Glenn Mcgrath.It is difficult to forget her but life must go on! He was signed by the Delhi DareDevils for the Indian Premier League for a sum of USD 350,000 (INR 1.4 crore) to play in Twenty Overs games.
Hot Neha Dhupia has not denied any such rumours of her and Glenn Mcgrath being involved in any love affair,but who cares even if they do for everyone has the right to be happy!Neha’s height compliments Glenn’s 6’2 frame and lets see if Delhi daredevils led by Glenn Mcgrath will win the IPL cricket series.

Live Cricket IPL-2 says goodbye to India.

2009-03-22T21:48:00.000-07:00

IPL-2 cricket t-20 format is shifting to another country probably UK or South Africa it seems.Who is to be blamed?nobody!!As per the cricket blog the Indian central government took the right step in making it clear to IPL gang that they cannot provide security as it will clash with election time in India.Home ministry of India also cleared the air when it expressed its inability to provide security cover to the private cricket game which belong to rich and the famous.After all taxpayers money and security is meant for citizens of India and not for IPL money bags.However by taking IPL-2 to another country the IPL gang is sending a wrong message to the Indian government and the people.Its just like blackmailing the Indians.In my opinion if the IPL-2 goes out of India than its doomed and no amount of money or corporate power exerted by Mallyas or Ambanis is not going to revive it.The general Indian sentiment will be hurt and hardly any Indian will like to see these games in the future.India is the hub of cricket and is almost worshipped here in comparison to UK where it is considered a third class game which comes only after football and other games.Cricket blog has earlier written about it in previus post.
Lalit Modi and his gang have taken a hasty descision which can be costly.ICL will gain from this fallout.Another point which comes to our mind is if the white England have succeeded in arm twisting the game of cricket?Who is behind all this?Allen Stanford!!!
Horses go where the grass is green,patriotism be damned!On the other hand its good riddance as the giant security IPL-2 bill would most probably have been footed by Indian taxpayers and IPL gang would have laughed all the way to the bank!

IPL-2 cricket is on a confusing track!

2009-03-03T07:25:00.001-08:00

IPL-2 is on or off!If Lalit Modi is to be believed its on!

IPL seems to be going through hard times.After Lahore Sri Lanka cricket bombing , the foreign cricket players are unwilling to take the risk of playing in India because of security threat also the Indian home security headed by Chidambaran has expressed its inability to provide the security for the cricket matches.Firstly it was rumoured that IPL season -2 will be coinciding with elections in India so IPL has to be rescheduled .Than we saw Lalit Modi of IPL confidently declaring that he has not received any request from players for their unwillingness to participate and he went on to declare that they will provide the private security as they have lot of money.Than again home ministry of India declared that it was not possible to provide security even after election are over in India.
Into its second season after new team owners like Shilpa Shetty of Jaipur Royals etc ,it seems IPL is in trouble because of Islamists in Pakistan.ISI of Pakistan has to be blamed for this!!All said it was a disaster for sports and entertainment Industry.It becomes worse when you have neighbours like Pakistan breathing down your neck and full of fucking Islamist jehadist/Taliban who have fake fantasies about meeting nude angels after they go to hell.
Indian premier league is one of its kind in the world of cricket where the fast and furius meet in a T-20 format.Bollywood stars like SRK and Preity Zinta have invested millions to make teams and sell the TV rights.This time the Pakistanis are banned from playing but English players are given their due.Security of the players and the people are top most priority and seeing the situation in rogue Pakistan,it looks like the Islamic parasites might try to disturb the games.Politicians are busy in coming Indian elections and have no time for IPL related problems.Hopefully the enterprising marwari Lalit Modi might find a solution.

Jackass-Sri Lanka cricket.

2009-03-03T07:25:00.000-08:00

Cricket versus Taliban.Pakistan cricket is doomed for a long time to come.Taliban has shown that they are in control of Pakistan and not the Pakistan government.What beats me is the reason Sri Lankan players accepted this cricket invitation to play in Pakistan when all major cricketers in Australia,England and India have refused to enter Pakistan.Don't the Srilankan players read any newspapers or see television?Are they ware what’s happening in the world?Or is it the scent of money so lucrative that they even put their lives at risk.Cleraly Srilankan’s were showing their solidarity with Pakistan and got burned instead.Everyone knows that Pakistan lies and lies with confidence.Cricket-blog puts the whole blame on Sri Lankan’s and not the Pakistanis.How stupid can you get Jaysurya?Are you not interested in safety of your players-a question which many people will ask Sri lankan cricket board today!
Another great Talibani Imran Khan has over the years shown his solidarity with Taliban by visiting their frontier era and saying different things to different people.No wonder his wife ran away to England.Guy is a complete chump and fails to win any elections and support in Pakistan.Pakistan cricket board is full of ISI trained Islamic mullahs who are not interested in cricket.They change with the changing regime.Mr 10 percent Zardari has failed at every step.How can a corrupt individual thug run a country and cricket.Lets see whom the Pakistanis will blame.Will it be the Indians or the weather or SAARC/America!Anyway another game of character assassination is to follow soon.Though I feel sorry for those Pakistani babes who got their dose of Adrenalin watching cricket from inside the burqa/Hijab.

Allen stanford found humping cricket wives!

2009-02-27T00:55:00.000-08:00

FBI have arrested Stanford Financial Group of US tycoon Allen Stanford as part of an on going fraud investigation.Is this guy also financing IPL cricket in India?He is heavily involved with T-20 cricket and is interested in power,fame and money.He loves humping women specially if you are a wife of a cricketer.Cricket blog has been thinking about the possibilities!
Knighted by the Queen Sir Allen is accused of $8bn (£5.6bn) fraud by the Security and Exchange Commission, the US financial watchdog.The cricket impresario is accused of luring investors with promises of improbable and unsubstantiated high returns on certificates of deposit and other investments.Is Indian premier league being financed by him through a proxy company,this however only Lalit Modi can tell!
Some years ago the billionaire was photographed flirting with wives of English cricketers during a match.He was seen with English cricketers wives in the pavilion with the ladies sitting on his laps.Money has its own pull and he must have humped many of these cricketers wives while their husbands played match.Cricketers who are worried about their career will not object and this fact is used by Allen Stanford the Texan billionaire to make merry with women while their husbands play cricket.Cricketers wives too love being humped by the billionaire as they can always demand child cost if they get pregnant.to their husbands they they can say “Darling,I am doing it for your career”!This thing has been a part of English football but recently has crept in cricket,which was considered a gentleman's game till now!
Money has influenced sports like cricket and behind the scenes many casting couch take place.Cricket I a magnet for not only British and Australian babes but for Bollywood babes too.How many have been humped by the likes of Allen Stanford will never be known.

Cricket- weary England.

2009-02-20T07:17:00.000-08:00

Cricket blog has always sensationalised the sensational.Moving back to the eighties the former England cricket team skipper IAN BOTHAM was in a league of its own.A terrific all rounder and a very charismatic figure Botham shines brighter in comparison to Peterson or Flintoff’s of Today.
He was among the best all rounders of his times who could lead England to victory against any time in the cricket world.He was famous not only in England but in India and Australia too.Flintoff is a good player and an able leader but when it comes to comparing him with the likes of Tony Greig or others.However cricket live has changed a lot since the times of Botham and Gavaskar.In England,the birthplace of cricket,this erstwhile game of the Maharajahs is dying a slow death.the reason can be manifold.UK is bombarded with immigrants from non commonwealth countries like eastern Europe and Turkey in recent times.They have not heard of the game and are more interested in football.The Scott's hate cricket due to pride and think that cricket was imposed on them by the English.The Irish have the same reason for hating cricket.Meanwhile more and more ethnic British are immigrating to Australia where the game is still liked by the population.Can a dedicated campaign revive cricket in England or is it fruitless to even try!!It seems that future of cricket in england is at-20 tournament like ipl in India.T-20 ipl cricket can also be a hit with the new generation who have less time on their hands.

Shilpa Shetty and Rajasthan royals.

2009-02-03T08:32:00.000-08:00

Shilpa Shetty,the Bollywood actress and big brother winner in UK is buying a stake in RAJASTHAN ROYALS.She is the third Bollywood IPL cricket team owner after Shahrukh Khan and Preity Zinta.She has purchased the stake along with her boyfriend Raj kundra who owns a Dubai based trading company.
Now it seems Shane warne will have the chance to impress Shilpa Shetty.On the other hand shilpa shetty will be the boss of Shane Warne.The Australian Warne not only plays cricket but knows how to impress women.IPL teams have always generated interest not only in India but in Australia,England and other Cricket playing countries.Cricket blogs have gone out of their way in making the IPL cricket famous which is twenty-20 type format.However the Rajasthan Royals are valued at $140 million and co-owned by Manoj Badale.The sold 12% stake is suppose to generate more funds to globalize the Rajasthan Royal brand.Kolkata knight Riders is owned by Shah rukh Khan and the Kings XI Punjab is owned by Preity Zinta and her boyfriend Ness Wadia.Indian Premier League generated a lot of interest in 2008 inaugural season.Surprisingly ,nothing seems to b downsized in financial crisis of 2009.Sponsors still are going strong and organizers look like young Turks determined to succeed.
Can Shilpa Shetty motivate Shane Warne and his Rajasthan Royals to perform at par with 2008 only time will tell.Cricket blog hopes that 2009 too will be an interesting year for cricket.

CRICKET BLUNDERS IN INDIA!

2009-01-27T08:22:00.000-08:00

This is article which may prove to you,how Cricket once more defeated other sports in india.This is the reasons Indians never win medals in Olympic games.Indian’s are well known for blunders in their country.Illiterate politicians and ill informed beaurocracy takes its toll from time to time in this country of contrast.
Latest blunder takes the cake though.
India,a country of almost 1,5 billion people dosn't come with much sports achievement if you exclude golf and chess.After a gap of more than three decades,the Indians won a Gold medal in shooting.Surprisingly and thanks to a foreign Cuban coach they did win two bronze medals in Beijing Olympics in boxing and wrestling.It was indeed a major break though in the history of billion plus people’s sports history.However the Indian parliament chose to ignore the Olympic medalist apart from Anubhav Bindra .Indian cricket stars received the highest awards and others ignored.May be the Indian beaurocrats were busy protecting India from Pakistan and they forgot to honour their Olympians Vijender kumar and Sushil kumar who won bronze medals in boxing and wrestling respectively!!
Cricket is the dominating sports in India.However I argue that cricket is played by mere dozen countries but sports like boxing and wrestling is practiced all over the world in over 200 countries.The two Olympians brought glory to this country of a billion plus people but got ignored by their own Governments!What a shame!Time to time we do hear all those farting Indian politicians delivering creamy speeches on how to encourage sports in this country.However when time comes to honour prestigious Olympians,they eat the pie and fart.
Cricket stars like M .S. Dhoni who are not even recognizable outside in Europe and America’s or Russia walk away with millions of Dollars and prestigious awards.What a shame!In a recent interview even Anubhav Bindra expressed surprise and shock at this incident. In stark contrast to China, where the government has helped groom a generation of young talent, athletes in India are largely on their own, backed by little more than the resources their families can muster.

SHANE WARNE'S CRICKET LOVES WOMEN!

2009-01-21T23:06:00.000-08:00

Shane Warne falls for TV presenter KELLY LANDRY or nude pin up girl with large breast called Bessie Bardot.?It surprises few people when newspapers talk about Shane Warne's new love interests. The latest in the long list seems to be Kelly Landry, a model and TV presenter.
KELLY LANDRY is a Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune blonde who is just too hot for her panties.We know Shane Warne loves those hot girls with an attitude!They met last year in Crown Casino in Melbourne and if rumour are to be believed than Shane has invited her to India during IPL season 2 to cheer for Jaipur Team which is led by Shane Warne himself.
Warne's love life has always been the much talked about subject and his infidelities also led to his divorce from his wife of ten years Simone. The couple's marriage broke after a string of sex scandals involving Warne.His escapades also saw him lose the vice-captaincy of the Australia cricket team in 2000 when a nurse accused him of making lewd phone calls. Three years later, a married stripper claimed she had an affair with him.In 2005, whilst the bowler was preparing for the Ashes series in England, another affair came to light and that finally broke his marriage. Then came the allegation that he had bombarded a young secretary with text messages. A young student then claimed the father of three had stripped naked in front of her and begged her for sex when they met at a London hotel prior to the Ashes. Just a year later, a tabloid published pictures of Warne in his underpants with two 25-year-old models and details of explicit text messages sent by the star.
Another rumour links the Jaipur team captain with huge boob girl BESSIE BARDOT.Well BESSIE BARDOT is an Australian businesswoman,an author,nude model,a television host and social butterfly.She is married to Geoff Barker with whom she started a modeling agency.She has appeared nude for playboy magazine.Usually she is busy doing the social scene in Sydney where she courts MEN OF POWER AND SUBSTANCE.
Bardot is also an award-winning, best-selling author of three books:
Casting Couch Confidential - an expose on the modelling industry
Bessie's Body Secrets - a guide to weight loss and well-being for women
Bessie's Guide For Girls Who Want More From Life - offering advice for women in business
In 2007, she became the host of the Erotic Star burlesque talent show TV program, alongside her husband as a judge on the show.Big question however is about Shane Warne's interest.Is he going for Bardot or Kelly Landry.Imagine if during the IPL season in India,Ms Bardot becomes the cheerleader for the Jaipur Team and takes her clothes off,well Jaipur team will win hands down!!!

HOW TO INSULT THE GAME OF CRICKET!

2009-01-15T00:43:00.000-08:00

Don Bradman had commented on Sachin Tendulkar that Sachin reminded him of his time when he was still playing cricket.This was prior to Bradman’s passing away.However if you go by the latest list compiled by ICC(international cricket council),Sachin is not included in the top all time batsmen,which is topped by Don Bradman,Ricky Ponting etc.Sachin has the highest number of runs and centuries scored by anyone ever in the cricket world.Still the jokers sitting in ICC have shown the stuff they are made of!Who can defy Don Bradman’s greatness or that of Ricky Pontings achievements in cricket.However to ignore Sachin Tendulkar’s achievement as a batsman is like a Church without the priest!
The times of India ,a daily newspaper in India commented:
Players make the all-time list by sustaining excellent form over a prolonged period," the ICC website explains, which makes it slightly difficult to understand why none of the top four run-getter's in Tests - Sachin, Brian Lara, Alan Border and Steve Waugh - figures among the ICC’s top 20 Test batsmen. In Sachin’s case, we can only conclude that the ICC believes 12,429 runs and 41 tons are not excellent enough. Or perhaps 19 years is not a prolonged enough period.
Even many cricketers are wondering about the formula used to come to such a conclusion.Gavaskar who should have been in first five is placed at number 20!It only proves that ICC needs fresh minds to fill it ranks and files!If this is the rate at which already irrelevant and all time farting ICC keeps plotting,day is not far when no cricket playing nation will allow them to enter their country.The cricket blog highly snubs such a comment as irrelevent and demeaning to the game of cricket and insulting to Sachin.

GLADIATOR STAR MAY BUY CRICKET TEAM!

2009-01-03T09:39:00.000-08:00

(Russel Crowe is Cricket fan and is also first cousin to Martin and Jeff Crowe)

Last season during IPL season in India Shane Warne’s Jaipur cricket team(partly owned by Australian Rupert Murdoch's son) won the title and praise for excellent play.On the other hand Bangalore team headed by Rahul Dravid and owned by Kingfisher boss VIJAY MALLYA showed very poor results.There were rumours that Mallya wants to sell off his team and would rather focus on formula 1 car racing.Imagine who was the team coach?Well it was Martin Crowe the former Newzealand cricket captain.Incidental his cousin Russel Crowe is famous Hollywood Star and interested in sports.Russel Crowe ,not long back bought a rugby team in NewZealand.It is said that GLADIATOR star is interested in buying Bangalore team from Vijay Mallya and Mallya has given him an offer.However these are only unconfirmed reports coming from different directions.It is also rumoured that Richard Branson ,the British Business tycoon too is interested.Knowing Mallya’s business acumen he will sell the team for a hefty profit.
Financial crunch has taken the juice out of many sponsors.Is Shah Rukh Khan selling too!
Russel Crowe along with his cousins Martin Crowe and Jeff Crowe are eyeing the big Indian cricket related market.Recently Russel backed out of the Film “Australia” which ultimately stared Nicole Kidman.On the other hand if Russel buys the Bangalore team ,he will also get a chance to hobnob with Indian Film groups like ADAG which are investing over a billion Dollar in Hollywood projects.Nicole kidman not long ago praised Aishwarya Rai knowing very well that Aish is very close to ADAG group family the Ambanis.Thus the Gladiator star might score a double if goes ahead with the Bangalore deal.Can he own it jointly with Richard Branson only time will tell.Nicole Kidman will benefit too in her own way.Here IPL cricket seems to be excellently blending with Hollywood.Bollywood already is well connected with Cricket and so will be Hollywood.PG Wodehouse was the first Hollywood writer to start a cricket club in Hollywood in early 1930's.

Cricketers and their glamour babes!

2008-12-28T03:32:00.001-08:00

Cricket and babes have been inseparable.Cricket crazy countries like India and Australia this games attracts many glamour dolls.Naturally cricket studs flowing with surplus tester ones cant resist the connection.Money,fame are a magnet for desirable babes.Even in Bollywood,india’s film industry many established actresses have a fling with Cricket stars.Many years ago Sir Gary Sobers of west Indies batsman had an orgy with Indian wannabe Anju Mahendru.Nina Gupta another actress went ahead and had a baby out of wedlock with west Indian batsman Vivian Richards.Tiger Pataudi wedded Sharmila tagore a bollywood star of yesterday.
Why does cricket attract film stars and glamour personalities.These famous ladies want to be seen and sleeping with these young cricketers.Recently Deepika Padukone,another a film old beauty had her flinges with Indian Cricketer Yuvraj singh and Dhoni.Yesterday’s cricketer Sandeep Patil was associated with petite Poonam Dhillon.
Babes have special place in this glamour equation now.PR firms make it a point to associate cricket with glamour ladies.Imran Khan went ahead and slept with dozens of women every year until he married extra rich London socialite glamour puss Jemima Golsmith.Imran even has a daughter with another Late American socialite SITA WHITE.Now only he has become a mullah of the sort and preaches Islam.
Maybe these celebrities complement each other.

Nominated for CRICKET GOONDA 2008!

2008-12-23T07:55:00.001-08:00

In Hindi a “Goonda” means hooligan!In my cricket blog I have decided to nominate both Indian cricketer Harbhajan Singh and Australian Cricketer Seymonds as “Cricket Goonda 2008”!
Why I have nominated both of them is no secret.However what made them appropriate for the job was not that they behaved badly with each other on the ground but they decided to make mountain out of anthill.In my opinion both of them did it for publicity.Bhaji as Harbhajan is popularly known in India is an aspiring bollywood starlet who is dancing on tv now days with teenage girls.On other hand Seymond is involved in pub fights in Australia and elsewhere as rumoured in Australian media.We can understand that temper can get high on the ground but taking them up in the media is uncalled for!
Millions in India and Australia follow cricket like a religion so it only fair that they behave in a decent manner.Most annoying is the fact that Australian media ,instead of controlling Seymond’s behaviour has used the opportunity to criticize Harbhajan Singh.
Harbhajan proved them right by slapping his IPL teammate in Indian premier league match.Both were part of Mohali team promoted by Bollywood star Preity Zinta and Industrialist Ness Wadia.
Cricketers who can never be nominated CRICKET GOONDA are-Rahul Dravid and Sachin Tendulkar along with Dhoni.Shane Warne has proved himself to be a worthy gentlemen by behaving in a very Un –Goonda like cricketer in IPL season 2007.

CAPTAIN DHONI ROMANCES LAKSMI RAI.

2008-12-18T01:17:00.000-08:00

Dhoni romances Lakshmi Rai

Their are rumours that Indian Cricket captain Dhoni is romancing Telugu actress Lakshmi Rai.They were spotted together in a restaurant together.It was not surprising that Dhoni has special eye for actresses.He has been associated with another bollywood actress Deepika Podukone,daughter of legendary sportsman Prakash Podukone.Laksmi Rai has been rumoured to have been involved in a sex scandal as per online rumours.Laksmi Rai is an avid fan of cricket.

Captain Dhoni is young a a successful cricketer at that,hence is a magnet for Bollywood beauties.He is rumoured to earn more than Rupees 30 crores (US$ 6 million per annum) officially endorsing famous brands like shaving blades and fans etc.Lakshmi Rai is a popular and sexy Indian film actress from the regional telegu film industry.According to some online forums she is using captain Dhoni to further her career and wants to be a part of Bollywood.However both Captain Dhoni and Lakshmi Rai denies such intent.Only time will tell if this is true.Cricket has been a passion for Dhoni who inherited the Cricket captaincy from Kumble.Captain Dhoni has denied is earlier affair with Deepika podukone too.Deepika Podukone is now associated with another upcoming Bollywood star Ranbir Kapoor of the Raj kapoor clan.

Imran Khan and hot Jemima Khan

2008-12-10T23:20:00.000-08:00

Imran Khan is a legend not only in Pakistan cricket but in the whole of cricket world.Very famous in London Clubs for his style and mild manners he was a dear to London girls and Auntie’s.How ever his cricket stylish living brought him closer to London socialite Jemima Goldsmith, daughter of a wealthy British billion er.They married,though Jemima was Jewish and half his age.Marriage could have lasted had Imran khan not shifted to a Jew hating and fanatic Pakistan full of Islamic clerics hell bent on bringing Islam to the world.
Living in Pakistan Jemima Khan paid a heavy price living among the fundamentalist mentality.Imran’s former bowling partner and Pakistan cricket player Sarfraz went so far as to say fanatic comments about Jemima Khan.Though they became parents of two lovely sons,Jemima found it hard to support her husband in Pakistan.Even Imran Khan paid a dear price.Cricket glamour circles in London,Melbourne and Mumbai were ablaze with this relationship talks.
Indeed Pakistan is supporter of Terrorism and this mentality is spreading fast among young people in Pakistani community in UK and USA too.We hope cricket can bring Jamima and Imran together again for the sake of their children at least.

Shane Warne loves Cricket

2008-12-10T02:00:00.000-08:00

Australia's former cricket star Shane Warne, who likens his turbulent personal life to a soap opera, has been won over by a new musical play based on his antics on and off the field. Warne is the subject of "Shane Warne: The Musical", which opened in his home-town of Melbourne and takes a light-hearted look at his life, including notorious text messages to and from female admirers, his infidelities on tour, and the well-publicised break up of his marriage to wife Simone. In a review of the show published in Melbourne's Herald Sun newspaper, Shane Warne the man said he was more than a little bit apprehensive about seeing his life put to song. "I am suddenly nervous. More edgy than facing Pakistani quickie Shoaib Akhtar on a green deck," Warne wrote. Spin bowler Warne remains one of Australia's greatest cricketers, who occasionally made fools of the world's best batsmen during a 16-year international career. He took 708 test wickets before he retired in 2007. Critics have praised the show, which features a scene with Warne struggling to keep up with a stream of text messages while he shops with his wife, and its creator and star Eddie Perfect. "Shane Warne: The Musical, currently showing in Melbourne, is a wild, funny, outrageous, and by the end, surprisingly moving account of the champion spin bowler's life so far," wrote the Herald Sun's Colin Vickery. Warne, who says he is the subject of 13 unauthorised biographies, was initially nervous about how the show would portray his mother and his ex-wife, but he was eventually coaxed into seeing the musical and judging for himself. He confessed to chuckling along to some of the scenes, but was worried when the show turned to some of his high-profile scandals. Warne also said some parts were not entirely accurate, but gave the show his blessing.
"There are a few more chuckles and the odd cringe - but not too many, I must admit. Then it's over," he wrote. "My life in two hours has just flashed before my eyes. Again I felt weird but, in a strange way, proud of what I'd just witnessed. I think Eddie Perfect and his team have written the musical in a respectful and sympathetic way."

Cricket Stock exchange

2008-02-22T05:50:00.000-08:00

in India it was surprising to see players being auctioned off for exhorbitant sum of money!MS Dhoni was sold for $1,5 million and so were others ranging from $200000-890000.
Will these players ever play for their country?Should everything we love be monetised?Its a debate we should do in india!